Friday, August 14, 2009

John Edwards prepares for baby mama drama

John Edwards is preparing to fess up to being Rielle Hunter’s baby’s daddy. Like we all did not see that coming. If cheating on his cancer stricken wife was not sleazy enough, he actually had a child out of wedlock with his mistress to boot.

What I find particularly galling about Edwards is that during his latest campaign he lectured America about its compassion. His Two Americas theme was such a poor match for him, seeing how he clearly represented the Have side of the Haves and Have Not equation.

Edwards always struck me as a sleazy used cars salesman. He would be the perfect pitch man to "sell that hunk of junk" called Obamacare.

I suspect he fathered that child just to prove his manhood after Ann Coulter called him a faggot.

Via: WRAL -TV

Via: Memeorandum

Via: Fox News

H/T: No Sheeples Here

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh man i've gotta go change my pants.
that last line is precious.

MJenks said...

While he was out trumping up his "two Americas", back here in Chapel Hill, his $6M estate was being erected. And, you're right: he's dripping with Used Car Salesman Sleaze.

He's also apparently very short and has terrible eyesight, but keeps his coke bottles hidden away. My wife saw him one night when he came into her store.

Clifton B said...

Nikki:

"...but Elizabeth is a bit frumpy, the formula was there and has been for quite some time."

I kind of saw that too, but I am no where near bold enough to have gone there. LOL

Clifton B said...

Anonymous:

Sorry but ABC blog is not responsible for dry cleaning bills. Read at your own risk! LOL Thanks for visiting.

Clifton B said...

tIm:

"He's also apparently very short and has terrible eyesight, but keeps his coke bottles hidden away. My wife saw him one night when he came into her store."

Thanks for the insider info!

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